5 sec joke

It was funny. Just for a while. I just had to blog about this. So in the future when i wanna reminisce i'll look back and laugh at this things.

Me and my sister and my brother were playing uno. Sebab xboleh tido.

Adik: Kakak tadi kan abang kena marah sebab tanya ayah soalan bodoh.
Me: Soalan apa abang tanya?
Adik: Abang tanya ayah, taik warna apa.
Me: WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!! (gelak dah x ingat dunia) lepas tu ayah cakap apa?
Adik: Ayah suruh cari dalam dictionary.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Lawak gilaaaaaaaa. After 5 minutes i felt that it was lame. oh well

Fucked up fuckers

Denmark is a BIG shame.
The sea is stained in red and it’s not because of the climate effects of nature.
But its because of the cruelty that the human beings (civilized human) who've killed hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins.
This happens every year in Feroe Island in Denmark.
In this 'slaughter party', the main participants are young teens.
WTF?! WHY?! To show that they are adults and mature?! BULL.
These lovely dolphin Calderon, like all the other species of dolphins, it’s near extinction and they get near men to play and interact. In a way of PURE friendship.
But this stupid idiots have not even a pinch of mercy to these harmless and friendly animal.
wtf is wrong with this fuckers? Isk pantang siod kalau pasal hurting animals ni!

Someone with the power to do something, PLEASE DO SOMETHING.
This is just beyond cruelty. Seriously.

Dolphin bloods. Spilled like they're just red paint.

Killed brutally like they're just a normal fish we eat.

Yang macam species ada berjuta lagi.

Padahal nak extinct dah this species. Bodo.

Dolphins swimming towards the human, not knowing that they're about to be killed.

They're just hoping to be friends with us.

Pukimak. Takda hati perut.

..............

This is driving me crazy. Im so out of words. I cant believe its happening again. Its making me crazier because i have no one to talk about it with that i have to let it all out in a freaggggin blog! Im almost 20 god dammit. Can u start taking me seriously? I may act all childish around you but thats only because i wanted your attention. Thats the only way u can actually see me and respond to me. When i act all grown up u think im being irresponsible and all. I may look like the bad one but thats only because im the only one that has reached this stage of life! U cant compare me with the others. Obviously. Its not like ive been like this since i was a kid. Ive done all the things they have done too. But now, its just time for me to proceed and move on to next stage of life.

I just dont get why when i do something good, when i want to get your attention, you dont see it. Its always the bad side of me that u want to see. Its like im the only human in this world that does all this things. Like im the ultimate fiend. You compare me with people who is obviously not like me. You refuse to see that there are other people who has done sooo many other bad things that i have never even heard about or even thought about doing. You dont have to search so far to find one. But yet, its still me who gets the title of the most rotten person u've ever known.

I may not be the best example to the others, but i have never ever done anything that can jeopardize you or the others. I'll admit, that my life revolves around people and environment that is not entirely superior and healthy. I have every kind of people in my life. I don't judge them based on what they do or how they behave or what they wear or whatever. I may act a little wild sometimes, but i know my limit. I can bet you i do. Ive been in situations where i can just easily "fall into the black hole". But thank god, i did not. I cant be your barbie doll forever. Its not like im turning into some crazy bitch that sleeps with every guy or things like that, but now but im just growing up.

Im the black sheep. I feel like it. The environment i lived in when i was small was different from what they're living in right now. So please. I cant just switch my life in a short period of time. Im not asking you to abandon me, leave me hanging without guidance, i just need you to give me some space to breathe. Text me, ask me where i am. Fine. I can live with that. I'd love that actually. but please...just please..

Fishball

OMG. Next gossip girl episode is not until 30th November! Thats next week! Which means this week tak ada. Nooooooooooooo.
Just watched the preview btw. Fuck shit ass betol la serena niiiii. Gewamz~! wtf nak have an affair with a married man which also happens to be the frekin mayor ke apa jadah ntah of NEW YORK. She's sooooo desperate. Mula-mula ngan carter baizen. Like sekejap je dah cair teros cinta2. Haishhhh. Cepat cair la lu serena!!! Now Trip?! Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn.

PISAU CUKUR GILA. hahaha. xperlu pon sebenarnya serena nak jadi pisau cukur. She's wayyyy richer than Trip. LOL

Oh btw tadi pergi topshop, window shopping jeeee. Sengkek ni xde wang. Saw this shirt comelz~
Dia tulis "Olive You". Like wtf? Olives? They're not even cute. haha.
Rupanya.....
Olive You = O-live You = *cakap cepat2 ngan slang UK = I LOVE YOU.

Sweeetz kanz~! awwwwwwwwwhhh. Nah amik rose ni  ----<@
ROFLMAO.

Carter Baizen. The 2nd hottest dude in Gossip Girl.

1st obviously la CAK BES.

He's Blair a.k.a Leighton Meester BF in real life.

Sweet la juga kan!

GaGa & Beyonce

This must be another one of hollywood's tactic to attract fans. By teaming up Beyonce and Lady GaGa together. Its obvious sangat that they both carry different genre of music. Beyonce punya songs (from what i think la kan) is more towards emphasizing womans strength. Cam were powerful too. Ha gitu a. Lagu sexy2, stressing on female's sex appeal. Gaga's songs are more universal. Party, funky cam tu ah kan.

The interesting part here is, they came up with 2 songs. Which both songs were about phone.
They were featured in each others song.

Beyonce's was "Video Phone" featuring Lady GaGa

Gaga's was "Telephone" featuring Beyonce

There's no music video for gaga's telephone yet. I cant find it pon.
Tak tau la korang kan, but i loikeee gaga's version even more. Kalau telephone was sung by gaga and BRITNEY lagi best i think. But beyonce was ok laaaaaa in this song.

ok tu je nak cite.

Bad Romance

She's really an icon. All her songs are off the hook and sedap gila kot! Who am i talking about?  
Lady GaGa.

Latest song; Bad Romance.
I love it. *Applause. She's so bold and confident. She's not hot macam megan fox or britney (when she was young), or all these muka je lawa tp suara hampeh hollywood singers. She's not afraid to look ugly infront of the camera. Macam masa vma's. Buruk kotttt muka dia. Tak nampak muka pon sebab it was all red. haha.
Pape la. I just love all of her songs! Just dance was my super favorite! Siap buat dance video with that song lagi. hahaha.
Ok enough crap. Kalau belom tgk video die. Tgk ni. Her fashion dalam video ni memang perghhhhh.

Lawak yang sangat...........

Email is my source of entertainment now. Orang cakap skang pakai email kuno. Lame gila nak surat menyurat pakai email. Se kuno hantar surat pakai burung merpati. Tp wtv la kan. Mr. Lion King, the mysterious e-mailer yang selalu kasi coolz emailz ni sekarang kasi banyak email kelakar2. hoho.
Cewah. Mysterious la sangat. Padahal si Thiru workmate kat petrosains je. Nama kat email nak glamour letak "The Lion King". Raja alam siber. ROFL.
............

wtvb.

So this email is about modern peribahasa. Bodoh sangat sampai boleh gelak. Sebab bodoh sangat. Thats why im laughing. Get it.


Lembu punya susu, dapat nama.
Maknanya: Macam mana keras bekerja pun, macam mana nya canggih idea kita pun, last last, boss jugak yang dapat nama. Apakan tidak, kat dalam management meeting, mana kita tau apa yang boss khabarkan kat ketua boss.

Peribahasa sebenar: Lembu punya susu, sapi dapat nama.

Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya tak pernah masuk sukan Olympic jua.
Maknanya: Jangan macam bagus....pasal yg macam bagus tu lah selalunya tak bagus.

Peribahasa sebenar: Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya jatuh ke tanah jua

Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi.
Maknanya: Macam mana nya hensem ke, macho ke, hero ke, kalau gigi tu tak jaga,

kuning-berkarat, jangan lah eksen kental nak tackle pompan. Geli-geman di buat nya.

Peribahasa sebenar: Biar putih tulang jangan putih mata

Kalau takda angin, manakan satu lrt boleh bau busuk?
Maknanya: Ada orang kentotlah tu...

Peribahasa sebenar: kalau tiada angin, manakan pokok bergoyang

Lawak melayuuuu gilaaa!!!  

kakakakakakakaaka!!